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Coming home from church the other night, Bailey was in the back talking to herself. Apparently, the newest topic of conversation at kindergarten is "butt" and "poots". I have been listening to this for several days waiting for it to go away on it's own. Yeah, not happening. In my best annoyed Mommy tone, I said "Bailey, I do NOT want to hear anything else about butts and poots unless you need to explain a medical condition to me!". The back seat fell quite. In a few minutes, Bailey asked, "Mommy, is it OK to say my tail has gas living in it". Thankfully, my laughter was hidden by cover of darkness.